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Horde
All news relating to The Horde.
Keepers lose, reclaim Stromgarde, claim Westguard to fight Grin Menace
Bloodshed. Heroism. Treachery. Alliances struck and renewed. Over the course of the year-long campaign to retake Stromgarde Keep, acts of admirable courage and vile deception have been witnessed, but in the end, the Light has triumphed. After being forced from their home by the Blacktooth Grin’s army, regrouping at Menethil, striking a bargain with Stormwind... »
Xary the Apothecary
Tip #4 Blindweed The leaves, when ground down to a powder are great to sprinkle into cuts and scrapes to prevent infection and provide pain relief. An infusion is a great digestive aid that speeds up how quickly your stomach processes, alleviating stomach aches and nausea. It can also gently jump start your lower system if... »
Xary the Apothecary
Tip #3 Black Lotus Black Lotus is a great mild pain reliever taken internally. Teas and infusions may work but for a short amount of time. A tincture would be the most effective use in pain relief but, of course, must be prepared at least two weeks in advance. Make it now and have it for... »
Alliance Crush the Horde at Darkshire
The following is solely the opinion of the author and does not represent the opinion of the Stormwind Press. Three nights ago, the Dreadhorde became the Deadhorde. After a crushing defeat at Darkshire, Horde soldiers retreated to Stonard where they were tracked down and massacred. The Alliance forces led by the Knights of Dusk, Midnight... »
Think About It: Nature’s Enemy or Advocate
From the thick jungles of Stranglethorn to the vast plains of Nagrand and the cold terrain of Northrend an expedition is willing to hire anyone with a means to kill and a taste for blood. The Nesingwary family have set up their own ‘pay per kill’ organization, hiring mercenaries all across the lands to... »
Horde Guild Saves Azeroth from “Re-Origination”
While most of the Heroes of Azeroth’s attention has turned to the Trials of the Argent Crusade, we must not forget the last words of the Keeper Loken, as he was slain in the Halls of Lightning, claiming his death “heralds the end of this world.” A few nights ago, The Horde guild Apex searched... »
STC Probes Goblin Sachs for Hyper Trading & Excessive Short Selling
The Stormwind Trade Commission has opened an investigation into an alleged hyper trading scandal at Goblin Sachs, the world renowned investment bank headquartered in Booty Bay. Goblin Sachs has been accused of partaking in excessive short selling just hours after the announcement of MR’s reverse takeover of the Stormwind Press, utilizing their oft-questioned... »
The Badger’s Den Special Edition: The Battle for Wintergarde Keep.
This is Fimble Gyrotorque reporting to you live from the roof of the world! I will be covering all of the upcoming events for the next twenty-four hours as classic rivals collide: the Midnight Reveries and the infamous Blacktooth Grin. I stand atop one of the well defended walls of Wintergarde Keep within the frigid... »
Gnome Punting Preseason Begins!
It’s that time of year again! The 2009 Gnome Punting Preseason has officially begun! In a hard earned and well deserved double overtime victory last season, the Thunder Bluff Booty Booters claimed the first ever back-to-back championship by defeating the Durotar Derrièrelaunchers 5-4. It was a game that will go down in infamy. With one... »
Cannibalism in Feralas
Editor’s Note: This was sent into us under unusual conditions. We publish it here while not endorsing its contents. »